Geek Statements

- You know you're an engineer if you have no life & can prove it mathematically.
- When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
- We have enough youth. How about a fountain of SMART?
- Time flies when you are sick and psychotic.
- The universe is a figment of its own imagination.
- The ozone layer or cheese in a spray can. Don’t make me choose.
- The box said "Requires Windows 95 or better." So I installed LINUX.
- The beatings will continue until morale improves.
- Quiet - Alpha Geek at work.
- Press any key... no, no, no, not that one!!!
- Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive (the damn thing blew up)
- NEVER, NEVER question the GEEKS.
- NEVER, BUT NEVER question the ENGINEERS judgment.
- Make it idiot-proof, and someone will make a better idiot.
- If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
- I PROCESS, therefore I am.
- I don’t know what your problem is, but I'll bet its hard to pronounce.
- I can’t be fired, slaves are sold.
- Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
- ERROR: Keyboard not attached. Press F-1 to continue.
- Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
- Department of Redundancy Department.
- Deja Moo: The feeling you've heard this bullshit before.
- Dain bramaged
- Chaos! Panic! Disaster! (My work here is done)
- C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL
- Blessed are the Geeks, for they shall internet the earth.
- Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & derive.
- 90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.